Vintage Inspired Smartassery
Our newest brand addition to the Galison family, Brass Monkey, was launched in 2021. Brass Monkey likes to say that they're the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. Explore more products from Brass Monkey with their signature wit and vintage charm at brassmonkeygoods.com
You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner by Brass Monkey is undated...but you'd really be selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.'
See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia.
With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.
- Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?
- Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'Hidden Agenda'artwork.
- Filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor.
- Measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick, if you're curious)
- Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.
- The smaller counterpart of our full-sized planner.
- Artist: Brass Monkey
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