Vintage Inspired Smartassery
Our newest brand addition to the Galison family, Brass Monkey, was launched in 2021. Brass Monkey likes to say that they're the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. Explore more products from Brass Monkey with their signature wit and vintage charm at brassmonkeygoods.com
Give your houseplant a bit of attitude with this heavyweight ceramic planter by Brass Monkey, which features white glaze and...well...some care instructions.
Includes a drain plug & drip tray (that also functions as a lid) for even the most discerning of plant people.
- Vintage apothecary-inspired design, crafted in ceramic.
- Features bold one-color 'Put It Where The Sun Don't Shine' lettering.
- Includes a drain plug & drip tray for those high-maintenance plants.
- Measures 3.75" in diameter and 5.55" tall.
- Use it as a lidded container if your plant dies, and you just give up.
- Artist: Brass Monkey
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