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The Perpetually Late Show Undated Standard Planner

$20.00
9780735368828
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Vintage Inspired Smartassery
Our newest brand addition to the Galison family, Brass Monkey, was launched in 2021. Brass Monkey likes to say that they're the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. Explore more products from Brass Monkey with their signature wit and vintage charm at brassmonkeygoods.com

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad.

This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia.

With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.

- Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?

- Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed 'The Perpetually Late Show'artwork.

- Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor.

- Measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick, if you're curious)

- Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.

- The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

- Artist: Brass Monkey

Galison.com only ships within continental United States. We cannot ship to P.O. boxes. We can only ship economy for FPO/APO/DPO.

Most orders are processed in 1-3 business days and are shipped from our Illinois warehouse via UPS. 

 

WHEN WILL MY PACKAGE ARRIVE? 

Orders are processed and shipped within 1-3 business days of receipt. 

The delivery time varies by your location and shipping option. You can see the estimated arrival for your location on our product pages underneath the "add to cart" button (calculated based on UPS Surepost. All free shipping orders ship as economy.

  

Delivery times:

Economy:

1-3 processing days + 5-8 delivery days = 6-11 business days from order placed to delivery

Standard:
1-3 processing days + 3-4 delivery days = 4-7 business days from order placed to delivery

Express:
1-3 processing days + 1-2 delivery days = 2-5 business days from order placed to delivery

Please note. We are not responsible for any delays caused by UPS. The UPS delivery days above are based on an average, are not guaranteed, and may vary based on your location and special circumstances.

 

RATES

The United States

Economy

Order Total: $0 - $40.00 | Shipping Cost: $7.99

Order Total: $40.01 - and up | Free Shipping (Not valid for FPO/APO/DPO)

 

Standard: 

Order Total: $0 - and up | Shipping Cost: $9.99

 

Express:

Order Total: $0 - and up | Shipping Cost: $31.99

CANCELLATIONS

We start processing your order as soon as you submit it, so we are unable to cancel, edit, or add products to your order after you complete it. 


RETURNS

We do not offer returns. We only offer a refund or exchange if the item is broken. Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.

Please do not send your purchase back unless you have been instructed to do so by our Customer Service Department.


REFUNDS

If you are approved for a refund, your refund will be processed and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment within 2-5 business days.


LATE OR MISSING REFUNDS

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If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at help@galison.com.

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