Because This Dog Is Embarrassing - Pet Shame/Praise Deck

People love to celebrate their dogs, and for good reason…most of the time. I mean, sure, they hate pee on your shoes occasionally. And then there’s that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and the endless amounts of hair on absolutely everything you own. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of dog 'milestone cards’ by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to their latest kill–your shoes.

• Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your dog–great for annoying other people on social media with.
• Each card features a unique ‘praise’ on the front and a ‘shame' on the back.
• They all come in a displayable two-piece box.
• The outer box measures 4.5” wide by 6” tall by 1.7” deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm).
• Cards measure 4” wide x 5.75” tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

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