Vintage Inspired Smartassery
Our newest brand addition to the Galison family, Brass Monkey, was launched in 2021. Brass Monkey likes to say that they're the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. Explore more products from Brass Monkey with their signature wit and vintage charm at brassmonkeygoods.com
Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.
These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.
They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.
- Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
- Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
- Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
- Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
- Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.
- Artist: Brass Monkey
Galison.com only ships within continental United States. We cannot ship to P.O. boxes. We can only ship economy for FPO/APO/DPO.
Most orders are processed in 3-5 business days and are shipped from our Indiana warehouse via UPS Ground.
Orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days of receipt.
The delivery time varies by your location and shipping option. You can see the estimated arrival for your location on our product pages underneath the "add to cart" button. All free shipping orders ship as economy.
3-5 processing days + 2-3 delivery days = 5-8 business days from order placed to delivery
Please note. We are not responsible for any delays caused by UPS. The UPS delivery days above are based on an average, are not guaranteed, and may vary based on your location and special circumstances.
(Special rates for 10/22-10/31)
Order Total: $0 - $49.99 | Shipping Cost: $7.99
Order Total: $50.00 - and up | Free Shipping (Not valid for FPO/APO/DPO)
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