Vintage Inspired Smartassery
Our newest brand addition to the Galison family, Brass Monkey, was launched in 2021. Brass Monkey likes to say that they're the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. Explore more products from Brass Monkey with their signature wit and vintage charm at brassmonkeygoods.com
Wow, you look really great today....way better than yesterday. Anyway, this card set by Brass Monkey includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments.
Each card features a unique phrase on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you want to stay anonymous).
Give them out one at a time, or display them on your coffee table. You're smart, you'll figure out something.
- Includes 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards.
- Example compliment: You are like a 20 dollar bill found in a winter coat.
- Example compliment: I'm glad that you aren't a bodybuilder. Your veins are the perfect size already.
- Example backhanded compliment: Your attractiveness more than makes up for your personality.
- Example backhanded compliment: Wow, you look really good in this light.
- Artist: Brass Monkey
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Delivery times:
Economy:
3-5 processing days + 2-3 delivery days = 5-8 business days from order placed to delivery
Please note. We are not responsible for any delays caused by UPS. The UPS delivery days above are based on an average, are not guaranteed, and may vary based on your location and special circumstances.
(Special rates for 10/22-10/31)
Order Total: $0 - $49.99 | Shipping Cost: $7.99
Order Total: $50.00 - and up | Free Shipping (Not valid for FPO/APO/DPO)
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