Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck
Artist: Brass Monkey
- Unit Price
We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.
• Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
• They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
• Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
• The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
• Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).
Galison.com only ships within continental United States. We cannot ship to P.O. boxes. We can only ship economy for FPO/APO/DPO.
Most orders are processed in 3-5 business days and are shipped from our Indiana warehouse via UPS Ground Service.
• Free Shipping is automatically applied on orders over $50.00 and is calculated based on cart subtotal and before taxes.
Regular Ground Rates:
Order Total: $0 - $50.00 | Shipping Cost: $7.99
Order Total: $50.01 - and up | Free Shipping (not valid for FPO/APO/DPO)
We are not responsible for any delays caused by the shipping company. The delivery days above are based on an average, are not guaranteed, and may vary based on your location and special circumstances.
Orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days of receipt.
Fulfillment / UPS Ground Shipping:
3-5 processing days + 2-3 delivery days = 5-8 business days from order placed to delivery
The delivery time varies by your location and shipping option.
CancellationsWe start processing your order as soon as you submit it, so we are unable to cancel, edit, or add products to your order after you submit it.
We do not offer returns. We only offer a refund or exchange if the item is broken or damaged. Our policy lasts 30 days from date of shipment. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
Please do not send your purchase back unless you have been instructed to do so by our Customer Service Department.
If you are approved for a refund, your refund will be processed and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment within 2-5 business days. Your bank may take up to 10 days to post the refund to your account.
Late or Missing Refund
If you haven’t received a refund yet, please contact your credit card company or bank, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted.
If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.