Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

Artist: Brass Monkey

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We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

• Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
• They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
• Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
• The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
• Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).

Galison.com only ships within continental United States. We cannot ship to P.O. boxes. We can only ship economy for FPO/APO/DPO.

Most orders are processed in 3-5 business days and are shipped from our Indiana warehouse via UPS Ground Service.

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We are not responsible for any delays caused by the shipping company. The delivery days above are based on an average, are not guaranteed, and may vary based on your location and special circumstances. 

Galison is not responsible for UPS ground service delivery schedules after orders leave our fulfillment center. If there are issues with your shipment please contact UPS customer service.

Delivery time:
Orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days of receipt. 

Fulfillment / UPS Ground Shipping:
3-5 
processing days + 2-3 delivery days = 5-8 business days from order placed to delivery

The delivery time varies by your location and shipping option. 

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Returns

We do not offer returns. We only offer a refund or exchange if the item is broken or damaged, with proof of damage. Our policy lasts 30 days from date of shipment. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.

Please note this does not apply to missing puzzle pieces.

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